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What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running... JK! Rolling

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What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!