A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Walking.

How do you find the Pun Bar?

You just walk into it

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What does he order?

Ein stein

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do the Irish say when they cheers their beer?

Good Mornin'!

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.