A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

What's wrong with a broken alphabetizer?

It's out of order.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How can you make a slow horse fast?

Don't give him any food.

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"