A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

What did the deaf bug order at the bar?

A Bee-Ear

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender