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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here