A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

You know you need a psychiatrist!

How do you find the Pun Bar?

You just walk into it

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Who's there! Bart! Bart who?

Bart-enders serve drinks!

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.