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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What food describes most men?

Jerky.

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke