A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a neolithic taking a walk?

A meanderthal

What else?

You've walked out of wife

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."