How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

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What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix