How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

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What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

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What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.