Vary Jokes

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

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How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

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Unix Jokes More Unix Jokes

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way".... (there's no effin' way)

What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What about you?

Me: define "child"

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

What person shows you around a mental hospital?

Tour-ettes

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson have such a private life?

He wasn't nosey.

What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key?

A Minor

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers!