Vary Jokes

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

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How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

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Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

F Jokes More F Jokes

Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist?

It had concavities...

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

Why doesn't communism work in a school environment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What's better than seeing a girl wrestle?

Seeing her box.

What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.