Vary Jokes

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

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How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

Unix Jokes More Unix Jokes

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What do you call a boxing on a slackline?

Punchline.

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

BringemYoung University

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it out for a spin!

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.