They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
What Men Know About Women
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
They watch moving picktures.
Go axe your mother.
Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."
She takes contraceptives.
Deep ends really.
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
Rattata.
Her navel.
Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)
They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.