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How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Derail Jokes More Derail Jokes

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.