How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Why must you question everything I say!?

Everything " I replied

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

Derail Jokes More Derail Jokes

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.