I replied "It's hard to keep track."
It took a date....
He couldn't get a date!
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"
I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.
I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.
Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects
I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"