How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

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What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

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Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

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How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"