How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

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What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

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How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."