How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

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How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

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How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.