How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

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How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

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Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

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How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"