Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Walking

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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

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When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed