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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

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What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?

A hog hog.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

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Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."