Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Why do pigs make good spies?

They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

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What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."