The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
Swab the deck!
Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"
Cherries and nuts
Put a steering wheel in front of them
Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano
Snow boarding is fun as hell.
And the gentleman replies, "When did what start "
Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."
Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.
The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."