The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"
Because they can spend years at sea.
A Buccaneer.
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
Immigration.
Deer nuts, they're under a buck.
At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.
The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."
The steering wheel...
That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT
Him: Um, YOU called ME.
He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
He replied "They fit like a glove."
The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."