What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

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How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

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What did the pirate say?

Ayy ayy cap'n

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

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Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

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What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

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What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."