The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."
Shiver me lumbars.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh
Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!
They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."