What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.

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What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

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What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"