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What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

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What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

What the hell is albatrout?

That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT

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How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"