What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

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How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

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What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

Arr Jokes More Arr Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

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What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."