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What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did one nut say to the other?

Nut-thing!....

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

Arr Jokes More Arr Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."