None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
In his buccaneer.
It's a pilot's life for me!
Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee
A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.
Because they can spend years at sea.
The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
The A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.
