None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
He kept on and on about his mateys.
A buccaneer.
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
Is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C
Because Somalia doesn't have an education system
MT (empty)
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
The A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)