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What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

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What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

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What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

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What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

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What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

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Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.