None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
About a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck
On their RRRRRRR drive.
Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har
MT (empty)
They're stuck at C for years
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
In a skeptic tank.