What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

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What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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What's the pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...

What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

D, M, C, and A.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

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How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

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Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.