None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
Because he's always fighting pirates
They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey
Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea
They always get stuck at "C".
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
