What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

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Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

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What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas