What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

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What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.