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What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

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Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in Kansas.

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas