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What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

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Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas

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How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.