Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
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Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.
Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.
Pump kin.
Arkansas
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.
The same thing Arkansas
They can't stop licking their paws.
A girl who can run faster than her brothers.
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Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
Highway 55.
Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.
They all live in Arkansas
Because everyone there hates integration.
Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.
So they can park in handicapped spaces.
What Arkansas..
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
Family reunions.
Damn near a whole set of teeth.
He's all right now.
The awning. I know, I'm sorry.
The witch!
Septembrus
In da-Nile
Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
Likud.
Pump Kin
Mash-scara!
Depressed
Either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...
Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
