Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.
Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.
Pump kin.
Arkansas
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.
The same thing Arkansas
They can't stop licking their paws.
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
Highway 55.
They all live in Arkansas
Because everyone there hates integration.
Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.
What Arkansas..
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
Family reunions.
Damn near a whole set of teeth.
He thought he was going to Arrrland.
It's all played in the high C's.
A girl has no name.
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
When you pull the ring off, your house goes away
A positive side....
9/11
The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!
Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet
Good goat!
A. She kept throwing out all the W's.
He threw it.
Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes
Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
