Arkansa Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

Highway 55.

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What did Tennesee?

What Arkansas..

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

Toothpaste Jokes More Toothpaste Jokes

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Tennessee Jokes More Tennessee Jokes

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

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What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Inverse Jokes More Inverse Jokes

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas