Arkansa Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

Highway 55.

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

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What did Tennesee?

What Arkansas..

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

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Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

Why do divorced men get married again?

Bad memory.

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas

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What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

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What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

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When does a joke stop being funny?

When you repost it.

What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.