Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.
Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.
Pump kin.
Arkansas
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.
The same thing Arkansas
They can't stop licking their paws.
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
Highway 55.
They all live in Arkansas
Because everyone there hates integration.
Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.
What Arkansas..
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
Family reunions.
Damn near a whole set of teeth.
About six and a half books.
In a God Dam House!
One copper coin, two dwarves.
Who else invents things?
Einsteins
Denial. Myself included.
Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.
There's 20 of them
He married his cousin.
No, you cantaloupe.
Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
A pair of slipper
It's not hard...
Build a house next to it.
They'll tell you.
