Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.
Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.
Pump kin.
Arkansas
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.
The same thing Arkansas
They can't stop licking their paws.
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
Highway 55.
They all live in Arkansas
Because everyone there hates integration.
Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.
What Arkansas..
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
Family reunions.
Damn near a whole set of teeth.
Pregnancy tests
T and Qs.
Ape-ril
Damn, son. It's about time!
He married his cousin.
Keep your chins up.
Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.
A tuba toothpaste.
Because Santa dere.
A broad abroad on a board aboard.
LinkedIn Park
Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.
Arrrr-thritis
They shake hands.
They're always cutting lines
