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What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

Positive Jokes More Positive Jokes

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.