What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

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What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....