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What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag?

About 5 seconds.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

Positive Jokes More Positive Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.