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What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Leonardo DiCaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

Positive Jokes More Positive Jokes

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/