What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

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What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.