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What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

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What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.