Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

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What do you call a Spanish baker?

A con-quiche-ador

What is the most Spanish body part?

Elbow.

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Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

How did Jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit