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Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

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What did the Spanish soccer announcer invest in?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**

How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

Nose

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What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

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Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.