Spanish Jokes

What do you call an old Spanish car?

FeO

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What's the number ten's favorite Spanish phrase?

Diez mio!

How do Chinese people say "hello" in Spanish?

Hola.

What is the most Spanish body part?

Elbow.

What kind of dog should you get a Spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

How do you spell "Pringles" in Spanish?

Pringls

What did the Spanish fireman name his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

How do you say dinner in Spanish?

JOHN CENA

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What does a Spanish dog say at the marina?

Bark-o.

What is the biggest plot twist in Spanish soap operas?

When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother

What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

How do you pick up older Spanish women?

Hola Seniority

How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

Yes++

What do you call a Spanish baker?

A con-quiche-ador

Why was the Spanish train the primary suspect?

It had locomotive. (I'm not sorry)

Why does the Spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say?

I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!

How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish?

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How do you say doormat in Spanish?

Matador

What sport is played in Spanish churches?

La Cross

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

Too many persuasive esses.

What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing?

Castanets!

What does a Spanish cow say?

Muuuuuuuey!

How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

Jose and Hoseb

What do you call s'mores in Spanish?

S'mas

What does a Spanish speaking ghost say when they like you?

Mi Ghosta!!

What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?

A Si-gull

What's the similarity between a Spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

What did the Spanish soccer announcer invest in?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**

What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?

Noel.

What does a Spanish programmer program in?

Si++

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?

Oh-lay!

What do you call a little pepper in Spanish?

A jalapequeno

How do you say unicorn in Spanish?

Unamaize

Why do Spanish tests take so long?

Because of all the ese questions.

What did the Spanish firefighter name his twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

Why did the Spanish man's boat sink?

Ola

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

Nose

How do you spell socks in Spanish?

Eso si que es.

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

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What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

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Banks

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Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

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What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

What language do cats speak?

Catonese

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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

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What room is missing from almost every house?

A Mushroom

Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

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What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

The car salesman can probably drive!