Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

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What is a Spanish person without a car called?

Carlos

How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

Nose

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

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What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.