Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

Too many persuasive esses.

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What do you call s'mores in Spanish?

S'mas

What does a Spanish programmer program in?

Si++

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What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

By process of elimination.

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

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What did you make of the new English teacher?

Burgers ma'am.

What language do birds speak?

Pigeon English!