Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew!

What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired.

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How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

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How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

X-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers