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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Why is there so little Black literature?

Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

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What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.