Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

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What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

What English King invented the fireplace?

Alfred the grate!

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers