Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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Because it cracked itself up.

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Topical meme.

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Practice makes perfect.

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God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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Alfred the grate!

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He works it out with a pencil

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He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers