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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why aren't orphans laughing?

Because jokes aren't apparent.

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

Why can't you fight an accountant?

They'll always out number you!

What kind of ant is good at maths?

An accountant!

Economist Jokes More Economist Jokes

How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers