Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

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Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers