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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common?

I laugh at neither of them.

What do you call chocolate eggnog?

Nignog. Eh I laughed.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What did the accountant do when he was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

Economist Jokes More Economist Jokes

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve