Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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What is a clowns fart made of?

Laughing gas.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

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Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

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How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.