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What English King invented the fireplace?

Alfred the grate!

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.