What English King invented the fireplace?

Alfred the grate!

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What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language?

Anticlimactic

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

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Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

What English King invented the fireplace?

Alfred the grate!