What English King invented the fireplace?

Alfred the grate!

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What do you call an English rock band that is high?

THE ROLLING STONED!

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

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How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.