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What English King invented the fireplace?

Alfred the grate!

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What did you make of the new English teacher?

Burgers ma'am.

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

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Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

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What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What English King invented the fireplace?

Alfred the grate!