What English King invented the fireplace?

Alfred the grate!

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What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

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Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

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What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.