Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
How should I know?
Who else invents things?
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
Because he had good genes.
J. Robert Moppenheimer
With Al-Gore-rithims
People got lit and turnt.
American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.
Ed. U. Cation!
A no-bell prize
Jon Bonjela!
It twerked.
Two wee chaps
Somebody had an idea.
So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.
Nobody knows, history is still waiting....
She gives birth to a son.
Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.
To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.
One copper coin, two dwarves.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.
Alfred the grate!
They weren't invented yet.
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
She gives birth to a boy.
To much beer and not enough bathrooms
Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms
Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.
Chris P.
What are our scientists doing
Because it is not called a teethbrush.
So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
They were very impressed!
Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.
There's been a ground breaking discovery...
Henry the 1/8
The Phoenicians (phone-itions).
So black kids could get messy too.
Guy who invented ketchup packets
Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!
It caused a revolution.
Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.
Gets arrested*
I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
A leper playing guitar.
Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"
A X-pert
That thing hurts!
They say he made a mint.
Lil Caesars
Convincing the sound to get into your van.
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
About 3000 miles!
In a bucket.
He lifts your spirits.
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Through sine language.
Pig Latin!
Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)
Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.
Lowering the bar. or not to.
There are literally Sicilians.
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.
