West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
How should I know?
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
Because he had good genes.
J. Robert Moppenheimer
With Al-Gore-rithims
People got lit and turnt.
American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.
Ed. U. Cation!
A no-bell prize
Jon Bonjela!
It twerked.
Two wee chaps
Somebody had an idea.
So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.
One copper coin, two dwarves.
Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.
Alfred the grate!
They weren't invented yet.
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.
Chris P.
What are our scientists doing
Because it is not called a teethbrush.
So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
They were very impressed!
There's been a ground breaking discovery...
Henry the 1/8
The Phoenicians (phone-itions).
Guy who invented ketchup packets
Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!
It caused a revolution.
Gets arrested*
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
A leper playing guitar.
A X-pert
That thing hurts!
They say he made a mint.
Lil Caesars
To get to the second-hand shop.
Neither of them are ever right.
It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)
It's white and on his land.
Ice cream fits in a tub.
A two-year-old vampire.
One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.
25 to Life.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Nobody. He was too 'Freud.
You can say sorry at a funeral.
Because he had a will, and he haddaway.
Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry
He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.
