West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
How should I know?
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
Because he had good genes.
J. Robert Moppenheimer
With Al-Gore-rithims
People got lit and turnt.
American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.
Ed. U. Cation!
A no-bell prize
Jon Bonjela!
It twerked.
Two wee chaps
Somebody had an idea.
So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.
One copper coin, two dwarves.
Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.
Alfred the grate!
They weren't invented yet.
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
Chris P.
What are our scientists doing
Because it is not called a teethbrush.
So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
They were very impressed!
There's been a ground breaking discovery...
Henry the 1/8
The Phoenicians (phone-itions).
Guy who invented ketchup packets
Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!
It caused a revolution.
Gets arrested*
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
A X-pert
That thing hurts!
They say he made a mint.
Lil Caesars
Money.
Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.
General Knowledge
Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)
They both fight against Tartars.
Pretty much anything, just no Scope.
The purchaser.
It keeps giving me mixed results.
They have the right to bear arms
South Korean BBQ has more Seoul
It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!
His tricycle will be parked outside.
If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
If u say its not ok they give it to u for free
Because he's a waiter. (lol)
