How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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Who's there! Allegra! Allegra who?

Allegra is broken!

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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What do you call a stolen tamole?

A hot tamole

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required