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How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

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How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required