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How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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What do you say to a broken Xbox One?

Nothing, you already said it twice.

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

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What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?

She calls the flying squad!

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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Why did Levi invent such nice trousers?

Because he had good genes.

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

Hubcap Jokes More Hubcap Jokes

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.