How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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Why black people are so good with basketball?

They can shoot and steal without being arrested.

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

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What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

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How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.