Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.
With a John Deere letter.
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
He was trying to dodge the draft.
I'm at your service ma'am.
He wanted to be cool.
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
Somebody had an idea.
Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
B/c it's painful and not required
