How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

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Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required