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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

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How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

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Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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What's Richard Nixon's favorite game?

I spy.

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.