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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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