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Richard Nixon Jokes

What's Richard Nixon's favorite game?

I spy.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?

Time to go to sweep.

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How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What does a witch enjoy cooking most?

Gnomelettes.

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

By moss code.