Richard Nixon Jokes

What's Richard Nixon's favorite game?

I spy.

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

White House Jokes More White House Jokes

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

What was white outside and black inside?

The White House.