Richard Nixon Jokes

What's Richard Nixon's favorite game?

I spy.

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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Who lives in the White House?

The black man

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

By moss code.

What's Richard Nixon's favorite game?

I spy.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is