Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

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How do cows measure time?

In mooments

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

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What do you call a family of 8 rabbits?

One rabbyte

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

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Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

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What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.