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Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

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Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

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What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.