Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

Cab Driver Jokes More Cab Driver Jokes

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver