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Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Cab Driver Jokes More Cab Driver Jokes

What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver