Because he was Uber busy.
Tennish
Stall
I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.
They are just trying to raise a family in peace.
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
Too many incompatible drivers.
Because he had nothing to chauffeur.
The harder you hit them, the more English you get out.