Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

Cab Driver Jokes More Cab Driver Jokes

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?