Oh well that's just uber, isn't it
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Because he was Uber busy.
Immigrants
The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!
Too many incompatible drivers.
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.
You ask them to pronounce unionize.
Do you even Lyft bro?
Do you even Lyft, bro?
He had a bad experience with windows.
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
He was a snow call, snow show.
My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
IBM
A boeing constrictor
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!
The rest are hunt'n peckers.
You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!
Driver: I was just going for a little spin.
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