Oh well that's just uber, isn't it
Because he was Uber busy.
Immigrants
Too many incompatible drivers.
Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
Life is like a box of chocolates...
No reception.
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
They suspected it of fowl play.
And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!
It's the average age of someone who drives one.
A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*
He couldn't stand all the racket!
It doesn't protect from harmful rays
Prom night.
Swede-ish
You kip.
Do you even Lyft, bro?
Do you even Lyft bro?