Oh well that's just uber, isn't it
Because he was Uber busy.
Immigrants
Too many incompatible drivers.
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
A straight line.
Tarzan.
Dank
A dank statement.
Disney spells.
Disney movies can still touch little kids.
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
A toy-
Because I ran over it with my car.
Wow you looked shocked.
Park in it, of course.
It's over, man.
Because they're all pointless
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week