Oh well that's just uber, isn't it
Because he was Uber busy.
Too many incompatible drivers.
Because they're crab apples!
They both look good hanging from trees
They needed a developer.
He lost his patience
Do you even Lyft bro?
Do you even Lyft, bro?
A screwdriver
The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.
The pizza can feed a family of four
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
His first mate
A Rook-ey mistake.
