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Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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What's Steve Irwin's least favorite movie?

Ray* (Sorry... Too soon)

Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays