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Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

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What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.