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Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

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What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

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What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?

An umbrellaphant!

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.