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Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

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Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

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Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.