Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

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What did the really ugly man do for a living?

He posed for Halloween masks!

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!