Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

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What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"