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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

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Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

Pose Jokes More Pose Jokes

What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Undercover Cop Jokes More Undercover Cop Jokes

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.