Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

How do you protect a valuable instrument?

Hide it in an accordion case.

Pose Jokes More Pose Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

Undercover Cop Jokes More Undercover Cop Jokes

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

What would you like to Instagram?

How waiters should greet people