It was a sting operation.
An undercover cop.
Because he was an undercover cop
So he could protect and serve.
Marriage-u-wanna?
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
Because they can't protect their towers.
Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
Sting operation, of course!
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
He was a cereal defenestrator.
It became a daddy short legs!
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
Blankets.
Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
It was sleeping around.
