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Undercover Cop Jokes

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

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What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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Pose Jokes More Pose Jokes

What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Ste Operation Jokes More Ste Operation Jokes

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.