It was a sting operation.
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An undercover cop.
Pig in a blanket.
A pig in a blanket.
Because he was an undercover cop
So he could protect and serve.
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
He was undercover *!*
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Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
Check, mate.
He stole her blanket.
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
PARSLEYMONIOUS
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.
You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.
Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks
Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.
Decom-pose.
