Undercover Cop Jokes

What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

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Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

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What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.

What do you call someone who serves smelly drinks?

A Fartender

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

Pose Jokes More Pose Jokes

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

How do you protect a valuable instrument?

Hide it in an accordion case.

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

Ste Operation Jokes More Ste Operation Jokes

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!