Undercover Cop Jokes

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

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What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

What would you like to Instagram?

How waiters should greet people

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

Pose Jokes More Pose Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.