Drug Dealer Jokes

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How do you find a blind man on a nudist beach?

It's not hard...

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

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What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

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What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

What is the difference between a normal and an irradiated cat?

Irradiated cats have 18 half-lives

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

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Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

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How do you get to Oktoberfest?

Follow the lederhosen.

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

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Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!