Weed out only the best suppliers
It was a sting operation.
Marriage-u-wanna?
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Strait out of cotton
I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.
You are no longer kneaded.
Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.
To trip ants.
To trip up low-flying aircraft.
Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs Your mom
Abort mission!
The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
Why don't you knead me
Because we all knead it.
