Weed out only the best suppliers
It was a sting operation.
Marriage-u-wanna?
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
He was kneading a poo.
They knead the dough.
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'
Sting operation, of course!
Your spinning me a yarn here!
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.
Because everyone has a little good in them
Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.
A knock-knocktopus.
Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
In potholes.
Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned