Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

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What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

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What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

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Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.