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What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.

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What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

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What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god