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What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

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Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy

What do you call a conversation about weed?

A diskushion.