What is the best kind of weed?

When I'm weed you)

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What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed?

A baked potato

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!