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What is the best kind of weed?

When I'm weed you)

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Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy

What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.

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What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

A tectonic plate!

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!