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What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What do you call a piano composer that smokes?

Tarcoughski

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What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.

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What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

What does Rick and the Llama have in common?

Caaaaarl!!