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What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

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What do ducks smoke?

Qwack

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

Alpaca Jokes More Alpaca Jokes

What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

Llama Jokes More Llama Jokes

What does Rick and the Llama have in common?

Caaaaarl!!

What did the llama said to the other llama?

Como se llama?