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Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?

You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.