Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

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How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

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What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

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What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.