Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

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Joint Family.

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Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

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What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

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IlLITerate

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Tajweed

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Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.