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Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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What do you say when you don't want anymore Heineken?

NeinIcant

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

What do you call a piano composer that smokes?

Tarcoughski

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.