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What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do nuns do?

Nunthing

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.