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What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

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How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.