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What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

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What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.