What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

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What do you call the Mother Superior of a corrupt convent?

Nun the Wiser

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What fried food will shut your neighbor's dogs up?

Hushpuppies.

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What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.