What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

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Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

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Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

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Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.