Nun Jokes

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

$19.99

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

$19.99

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

What is black and white and black and white and black and white?

A nun falling down stairs

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

$19.99

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun apparel?

The Bad Habit.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

How many Women Priest are there?

Nun.

What do you call the Mother Superior of a corrupt convent?

Nun the Wiser

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.

What do nuns do?

Nunthing

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

You might also enjoy:

Chuck Jokes More Chuck Jokes

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

Virgin Mobile Jokes More Virgin Mobile Jokes

What do you call a car full of nuns?

Virgin Mobile

What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

Virgin Mobile

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.