Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

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How many Women Priest are there?

Nun.

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

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What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit