Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

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Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

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Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.