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Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!