Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

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What is a religious gorilla called?

A monk-ey

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

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Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire