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Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

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Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

Whats the most politically divided animal?

The polar bear..

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What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

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What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

Why thank you... are you single?

Girl: No, I am a dentist.

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What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

Because it was being driven by a woman

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What is a dentist's office?

A filling station.

Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.