Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

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Bison.

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They both enjoy a good cavity search!

Why don't progressives go to the dentist?

Because dentists like everything straight and white.

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Rust-in-peace.

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Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.

What is a dentist's office?

A filling station.