Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?

Looks like you've got me in a pinch.

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth