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Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

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What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

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Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte