Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why do marble statues look so mean?

They have hearts of stone.

What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?

A. Donut seeds.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

What did the polite bacteria say to the mouth?

GingINVITEus in!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

Why do dentists recommend jpeg?

It is a flossy compression method.