Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

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Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!