Because he was looking for Pooh!
Don't look! I'm changing!
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
Dump-ring.
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Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
He was looking for pooh.