Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

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What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm

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Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

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Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.