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Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

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What do I look like?

A typewriter

Why does the sad crab walk side ways?

Because he has nothing to look forward to

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How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.