To find Pooh!
Because he was playing with Pooh.
Looking for Pooh.
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.
Because he was looking for Pooh!
He was looking for pooh.
He was looking for Pooh.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
Because he plays with Pooh
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
Because he plays with pooh.
Because he plays with Pooh.
Leap Day, but Spring Forward is a close second.
I've never smeared tigger on my face
His Doughnuts.
Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"
One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...
Because it was irony.
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
I can't feel my face when i'm with you
I've never had a lima bean on my face.
While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
My mum.
Kurt and Rod.
A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.
Swiping and wiping.
A Sandy Hook Survivor
5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.
