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How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

How'd ya get that?

Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

How do you ask for a cigarette in Spain?

Tapas a snout!

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums

Stranger Jokes More Stranger Jokes

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Vape Jokes More Vape Jokes

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What do you call a vaping vegan?

A steamed vegetable