How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

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What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

What is made of wood and sticky?

A Stick!

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How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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What're you in for?

I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

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What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.