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How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

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How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar.

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What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

What's a hipster's favorite kind of cigarette?

Yours.

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What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back?

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

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How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Vape Jokes More Vape Jokes

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What do you call a vaping vegan?

A steamed vegetable