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How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's brown ans sticky???

A stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why are you so excited?

The surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back?

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Stranger Jokes More Stranger Jokes

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Vape Jokes More Vape Jokes

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

Why do I vape?

It's how I let off a little steam.