How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's brown ans sticky???

A stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Vape Jokes More Vape Jokes

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.