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Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

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Nail its other hand to the floor.

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

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By how fast it sinks.

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How many are you?

We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask

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Because his watch has ended.

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They rush in.

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Because Chernobyl fallout