Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

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What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

How's my driving?

Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

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Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.