Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

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Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.