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Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

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Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...