They keep telling me to stop asking...
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
Because it was two tired...
Babe, it's a valve!
Because they never get a reaction.
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
Chernobyl fallout...