What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

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Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Valve Jokes More Valve Jokes

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.