What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

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Te-quil-a

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Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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Holes mostly...

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Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

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Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

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Shut the door im dressing

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

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A stunt ham.

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

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Two at most.

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

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Short John Silver!