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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

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How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?

Hi sugar

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

What fried food will shut your neighbor's dogs up?

Hushpuppies.

Babe Jokes More Babe Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.

Valve Jokes More Valve Jokes

What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!