What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's black and full of holes?

Michael Brown

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Babe Jokes More Babe Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

Valve Jokes More Valve Jokes

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

Pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)