What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

Asks his wife. "31 black"

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How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

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What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

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Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Because he was fed up with the hole business!

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

Valve Jokes More Valve Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)