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What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.