What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.