What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

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How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

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What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog