What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

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What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg.

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When is a pig not quite a pig?

When it's oink-ognito.

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

Six more weeks of bad hockey!

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog