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What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

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Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Groundhog Jokes More Groundhog Jokes

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

Six more weeks of bad hockey!

What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.