What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

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What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

Six more weeks of bad hockey!