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What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

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What's got four legs and no ears?

Mike Tyson's dog.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!

What do you call a pig who overacts?

A ham ham.

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What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

Six more weeks of bad hockey!