What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

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What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

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Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

Six more weeks of bad hockey!

What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.