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What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

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Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

Groundhog Jokes More Groundhog Jokes

What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

Six more weeks of bad hockey!