What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

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What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

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What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

Six more weeks of bad hockey!