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What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

Groundhog Jokes More Groundhog Jokes

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

Six more weeks of bad hockey!

What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.