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What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

Six more weeks of bad hockey!

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Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

What is meant by 'a pull factor'?

A big red sports car.

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How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

Six more weeks of bad hockey!

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What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog