What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

Six more weeks of bad hockey!

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What do you mean?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't!

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What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

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What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

Six more weeks of bad hockey!

How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

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What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog