What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog