What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

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Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

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What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

Six more weeks of bad hockey!