What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

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What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

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What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

Six more weeks of bad hockey!

What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.