What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

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Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

Six more weeks of bad hockey!

What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.