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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

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What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

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Pretty good.

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What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

Why are there no black characters in clue?

Becuase if there were it would be called solved

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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They couldn't function together.

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What is a feminist's least favourite Maths topic?

Trigger-nometry.

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

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How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.