He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not
An archerd.
The Inter-nyet.
On squid row!
I find your lack of Faith disturbing.
She worked it out with a pencil.
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
They couldn't function together.
They have trouble forming solutions.
A cow-culator! (Cue groans)
It would only admit one.
It's his private eye.