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How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

Luigi Board Jokes More Luigi Board Jokes

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board