How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

A "brother" one."

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

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What's Mario's favourite clothing?

Denim denim denim

What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

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What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

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How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.