How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy.

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

How do you make a 90's kid mad?

The game.

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How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board