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How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

Luigi Board Jokes More Luigi Board Jokes

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board