How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why don't robots have brothers?

Because they all have trans-sisters

What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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What was sonic's diet advice to mario?

Gotta go fast

What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.

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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

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How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board