Penne.
To cover up his bald spot.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
At the spa-getti.
Because he was Alfredo pasta!
Deer nuts, they're under a buck.
Penne
